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First day...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:23 am
by rebbonk
On my first day in prison, my cellmate said to me, "If you ever come close to me, I'll skin you. When we're sleeping, you don't touch me. You hear me? Don't ever talk to me, either."

"Great," I thought, "First day in here
Spoiler:
and I'm already married."