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In trouble

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:25 am

A man was driving recklessly down the motorway one day and his girlfriend in the passenger seat was getting very upset.

The man finally realised that she was not happy with his driving and said.

"Darling I'm sorry for driving so recklessly; I should be more careful when I have precious cargo!"

The girlfriend looked at him and said, "Oh, that's so sweet."

Spoiler:
Then the guy quickly corrected her, "No, no! I mean the golf clubs in the back!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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