"To Dave's fancy dress party," he replied. "I'm a tortoise."
I said, "His party is not until tomorrow night!"
He said, "I know,
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by rebbonk » Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:47 am
As my flatmate Paddy headed towards the front door this morning, I said to him, "Where the hell are you going dressed like that?"
"To Dave's fancy dress party," he replied. "I'm a tortoise."
I said, "His party is not until tomorrow night!"
He said, "I know,
"To Dave's fancy dress party," he replied. "I'm a tortoise."
I said, "His party is not until tomorrow night!"
He said, "I know,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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