Caring

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Caring

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:46 am

Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a van and ended up in the hospital.

His best friend Morris came to visit him.

Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.
Spoiler:
"My life insurance policy."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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