Hitman

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Hitman

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:18 am

I hired a hitman to take the wife out and asked him how he planed to kill her.

He said that he would use only 1shot and shoot her right under her left nipple....

Idiot!
Spoiler:
- I want her dead not kneecapped.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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