Typo!
My wife just rang me "Sarah texted me earlier saying on your facebook page it says that you've been having gay sex in our bed while I'm in hospital, you cheating  
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After checking my facebook account I laughed and texted back "lol relax babe, there's a typing error... it was supposed to read I've been having
			After checking my facebook account I laughed and texted back "lol relax babe, there's a typing error... it was supposed to read I've been having
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