three quickies
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:24 am
Last night I had my first gig as a stand up comedian at an old people's home.
They didn't get any of my jokes, ...... but they still wet themselves.
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I was at Tesco this afternoon when a lady dropped dead in front of me.
I felt really sorry for her - she had just bought a 'Bag For Life'.
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A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you !'
They didn't get any of my jokes, ...... but they still wet themselves.
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I was at Tesco this afternoon when a lady dropped dead in front of me.
I felt really sorry for her - she had just bought a 'Bag For Life'.
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A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you !'