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What size?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:45 am
by rebbonk
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up.

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry, " he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, she heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system...

Spoiler:
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."