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Peeing in the pool

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:41 am
by rebbonk
Little Johnny was called over by the lifeguard at the swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "You're going to have to leave."

"But everyone pees in the pool," protested Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard.
Spoiler:
"But not from the diving board."