£50

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£50

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:49 am

I gave my wife £50 and told her to go out on Thursday and leave me in peace while I watched World Cup football.

"I won't need that much," she laughed.

"You will," I said.
Spoiler:
"It's got to last you five weeks."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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