Fairy

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Fairy

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:31 am

I met a fairy last who said she would grant me one wish.

I thought about it for a while and then said "Ok, I want to live forever"

The fairy turned round and said "I'm sorry but that type of wish is forbidden I cannot grant that"

"Ok" I said "I want to live until Coventry City are the most successful club in England"

The fairy then laughed and said
Spoiler:
"You crafty beggar"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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