Size?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:36 amA man walked into a dress shop and told the shop assistant he wanted to buy an evening gown for his wife as a surprise.
"What size?" asked the clerk.
The man shrugged blankly.
Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?"
The man thought for a moment.
"What size?" asked the clerk.
The man shrugged blankly.
Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?"
The man thought for a moment.
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