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Ugly woman

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:48 am
by rebbonk
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies
Spoiler:
"I just can't believe you got laid twice"