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Doctor

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:09 am

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said,
Spoiler:
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Doctor

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:53 pm

:funny: :lol:
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Re: Doctor

Postby pollyanna » Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:34 am

:funny:
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