Buying a gun

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Buying a gun

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 18, 2014 11:26 am

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun.

"It's for my husband" she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says.
Spoiler:
"He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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