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Security

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2014 7:35 am
by rebbonk
A security guard stopped me as I walked out of the supermarket today.

"Can you open the jacket for me please, sir?" he asked.

"Sure," I replied, unbuttoning it all the way down, "There you go."

He said, "Thanks,
Spoiler:
but I meant yours."