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Postby rebbonk » Tue May 06, 2014 8:35 am

A security guard stopped me as I walked out of the supermarket today.

"Can you open the jacket for me please, sir?" he asked.

"Sure," I replied, unbuttoning it all the way down, "There you go."

He said, "Thanks,
Spoiler:
but I meant yours."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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