Can I say....

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Can I say....

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:07 am

A woman was suing a man for defamation of character, charging that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial, he asked the Judge, "Does this mean that I can't call Miss Stuart a pig?"

The Judge said that was accurate.

"Does this also mean that I can't call a pig 'Miss Stuart'?" the man asked.

The Judge told the man that he could indeed call a pig 'Miss Stuart' with no fear of legal action.

The man then looked Miss Stuart directly in the eye and said,
Spoiler:
"Good afternoon, Miss Stuart!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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