War veteran

[rebbonk]

I was walking along the street when I came across a guy sitting on the pavement, begging.

Poor chap had an arm and a leg missing, and his clothes had seen better days.

He had a sign in front of him which read: 'FALKLANDS WAR VETERAN'.

I thought to myself, "What a disgrace! A Falklands War Veteran begging on the street. What's this country coming to?"

Feeling guilty, I chucked £20 in his pot.

Spoiler:

He said "MUNCHAS GRACIAS, SENOR."