Granny

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Granny

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:29 am

When the driver stopped the school bus to pick up Chris for nursery school, she noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.

"Is that your grandmother?" she asked.

"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us."

"How nice," she said. "Where does she live?"
Spoiler:
"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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