Met a girl...

I met an Essex girl on a night out in Leicester Square.
At the end of the evening, I invited her back to my flat in Wimbledon for a night of wild drunken sex; but she said she wouldn't go that far on a first date.
At the end of the evening, I invited her back to my flat in Wimbledon for a night of wild drunken sex; but she said she wouldn't go that far on a first date.
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