Met a girl...

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Met a girl...

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:37 am

I met an Essex girl on a night out in Leicester Square.

At the end of the evening, I invited her back to my flat in Wimbledon for a night of wild drunken sex; but she said she wouldn't go that far on a first date.

Spoiler:
In the end we got a hotel in Waterloo.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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