Birthday gifts

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Birthday gifts

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:13 pm

Jim asked his friend Tony whether he had bought his wife anything for her birthday.

“yes,” came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I've bought her a belt and a bag.”

“that was very kind of you,” Jim added, “I hope she appreciated the thought.”

Tony smiled as he replied, “So do I,
Spoiler:
and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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