Not like in the movies

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Not like in the movies

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:33 pm

Mrs. Rosen is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.

The next day, she says to the painter, "You want to see where my husband put his hand last night?"

He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me.
Spoiler:
Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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