999

I called 999 for an ambulance today.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the operator.
"I stumped my toe on the coffee table." I replied.
"And you want an ambulance for that?" he laughed.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the operator.
"I stumped my toe on the coffee table." I replied.
"And you want an ambulance for that?" he laughed.
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