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New dress

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:12 pm

Wife to husband: "I need a new dress."

Husband: "What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?"

Wife: "It’s too long and
Spoiler:
the veil keeps getting in my eyes."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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