Useless parent?
"You're a useless parent Dave."
"Says who?"
"Says Tom and Suzanne"
"Who the hell are Tom and Suzanne?"
"Says who?"
"Says Tom and Suzanne"
"Who the hell are Tom and Suzanne?"
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