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Spider

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:19 pm
by rebbonk
I hit my wife in the face with a newspaper and she woke up.

"What the heck?" she asked, in a state of shock.

"There was a spider on your face," I exclaimed.

She said,
Spoiler:
"That's the sixth day in a row..."