Can I see the Doctor please?

I rang up my health centre and said, "I'd like to make an appointment to see the doctor about my dyslexia."
"Certainly," said the receptionist. "What's your name please?"
I said, "Mr. Kulczycki."
She said, "Can you spell that for me?"
I said,
"Certainly," said the receptionist. "What's your name please?"
I said, "Mr. Kulczycki."
She said, "Can you spell that for me?"
I said,
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