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Locked up

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:14 pm
by rebbonk
I bumped into an old mate yesterday. He said, "I haven't seen you for 10 years. What happened?"

I said, "I've been locked up."

He said, "What did you do, commit murder?"

Spoiler:
I said, "No, I got married."