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Oh my God...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:39 pm
by rebbonk
I went to the doctor's in a panic that I might have early onset Alzheimer's, as I'd suddenly realised I couldn't even remember the last time I had sex.

"There's absolutely nothing wrong with you," said the doctor, without even examining me.

"How can you tell without a brain scan or even a thorough check-up?" I asked.

Spoiler:
"You're wearing a wedding ring."