Oooh!
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:39 pmA girl was crying bitterly.
Mum: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mum do I look like a wicked witch?
Mum: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes as big as a toad?
Mum: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mum: No baby!
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
Mum: You have a fine physique.
Daughter:
Mum: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mum do I look like a wicked witch?
Mum: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes as big as a toad?
Mum: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mum: No baby!
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
Mum: You have a fine physique.
Daughter:
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