Oooh!

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Oooh!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:39 pm

A girl was crying bitterly.

Mum: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mum do I look like a wicked witch?

Mum: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes as big as a toad?

Mum: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mum: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mum: You have a fine physique.

Daughter:
Spoiler:
Then why do people tell me that I look like my mum?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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