Dinner party

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Dinner party

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:56 am

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

He was served a piece of meat, and as he picked it up with his fork, he held it up and smirked, "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly,
Spoiler:
"To which end of the fork are you referring?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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