Chippie

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Chippie

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:56 am

I walked in to a fish and chip shop today.

"I've got no fish already cooked and I'm out of cod, rock, plaice, haddock and scampi", said the bloke behind the counter.

Spoiler:
"Better get your skates on then", I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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