KISS

At a dinner party, a husband was about to deliver speech as Guest Speaker.
His wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to him said, “It looks like your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.”
He clarified, “You don’t know my wife.
His wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to him said, “It looks like your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.”
He clarified, “You don’t know my wife.
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