Perfect match
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 4:01 amAt a party a man saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen - he engaged her in conversation and a few minutes later told her that he had never met anyone as beautiful a her and asked her to marry him.
"We only met 5 minutes ago and you are asking me to marry you - we hardly know each other."
"That will make it even more exciting - getting to know each other as we go along."
They wed and went off to Jamaica on honeymoon.
About 3pm on the first afternoon he got up off his sunbed and climbed to the top diving board, prefect stature - a double somersault with twist and tuck followed by a perfect entry. Then back to his sunbed.
"That was a wonderful dive - where did you learn to do that."
"I was School Champion then Club Champion then National Champion and finally Olympic Champion," he replied.
5 minutes later she rose from her sunbed, walked to the end of the pool dived in and did 100 lengths, climbed out of the water and sat back on her sunbed not out of breath at all.
"That was amazing," he said "were you in the Olympics as well?"
"No," she replied -
"We only met 5 minutes ago and you are asking me to marry you - we hardly know each other."
"That will make it even more exciting - getting to know each other as we go along."
They wed and went off to Jamaica on honeymoon.
About 3pm on the first afternoon he got up off his sunbed and climbed to the top diving board, prefect stature - a double somersault with twist and tuck followed by a perfect entry. Then back to his sunbed.
"That was a wonderful dive - where did you learn to do that."
"I was School Champion then Club Champion then National Champion and finally Olympic Champion," he replied.
5 minutes later she rose from her sunbed, walked to the end of the pool dived in and did 100 lengths, climbed out of the water and sat back on her sunbed not out of breath at all.
"That was amazing," he said "were you in the Olympics as well?"
"No," she replied -
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