Urine

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Urine

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:22 am

"What's the problem?" The doctor asked.

I replied, "When I urinate, it smells of anything that I've eaten or drunk. For instance, if I eat sugar puffs it smells of sugar puffs, or if I drink a chicken Cup-a-Soup it smells of a chicken Cup-a-Soup. What can I do to make my urine smell like urine doctor?"
Spoiler:
"Have you tried drinking Foster's?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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