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Nursing home

PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:13 am
by rebbonk
A young woman goes to visit her 90 year old father in a nursing home, which he's just moved into.

When she enters the room she sees him sitting up in his bed with a nurse attending to him. All of the sudden her father begins to lean to his left as if he is going to fall over. The nurse catches him and sits him straight in his bed. A moment later the father begins to lean to his left and again the nurse catches him. This goes on for about 5 minutes until the nurse is called away.

The young woman asks "So, how do you like the nursing home?"

The father replies "It is great except for one thing"

"What's wrong?" asked the young woman.

The father replied
Spoiler:
"The nurses wont let me fart!"