Will

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Will

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:17 pm

A lawyer was reading a wealthy man's will to the people mentioned in it.

"To my wife Claire, who stood by me through the rough times as well as the good, I leave you the house, the cars and £5 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Sarah, who took care of me during my illness and kept my company going, I leave you the yacht, the business and £2 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Phil, who always hated me, argued with me, was envious of me, and thought I would never mention him in my will ... well, you're wrong.
Spoiler:
'Hi, Phil!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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