New girlfriend

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New girlfriend

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:20 pm

My mate walked up to me in the pub last night and said, "Who's the bird sitting in the corner with duct tape across her mouth?"

"That's my new girlfriend." I replied.

"Really?" he said,
Spoiler:
"You've kept that one quiet."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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