Sex change

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Sex change

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:09 am

A man goes into hospital to have a sex change operation. After the surgery his mates come to visit him.

1st mate asks ''how are you?''

Patient replies '' ok but it was very painful''

2nd mate says'' I bet the worst part was when they cut open your chest to put your boob implants in''

Patient replies '' well that was bad but not the worst''

1st mate '' then it must have been where they cut your bits off?''

patient says '' that was even more painful but still not the worst''

The 2 mates are stumped and ask ''well what could be worse than that?''

The patient replies '' It was the part where
Spoiler:
they made my mouth twice the size but took 1/2 my brain away''
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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