Parachute jump

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Parachute jump

Postby rebbonk » Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:14 am

After months of plucking up courage, Tony decides to take a parachute jump.

But after leaping out of the tiny Cessna aircraft, he pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. Alarmed, he pulls his reserve chute cord , and again, nothing happens. As he's plummeting towards earth, and certain death, he spots another man shooting upwards at rapid speed.

'Do you know anything about parachutes?' cries Tony, as the man passes him.

'No,' comes the reply.
Spoiler:
'Do you know anything about gas cookers?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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