Older woman

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Older woman

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:55 am

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - getting quite excited at the idea.

We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. We went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

Spoiler:
"Mum, you still awake?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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