Bar chat

An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
"Where are you from, pal?" asked the Scotsman, after they had chatted for a while.
"I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world." Said the Australian.
"Are you?" said the other,
"Where are you from, pal?" asked the Scotsman, after they had chatted for a while.
"I'm from the finest country in the whole wide world." Said the Australian.
"Are you?" said the other,
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