"Give me your money."

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"Give me your money."

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:27 am

Some kid just held a gun against my chest and said, "Give me your money."

Without thinking, I quickly knocked the gun out of his hand, punched him in the face and then stamped on his head.

"Call the police!" yelled a woman who witnessed the incident.

"There's no need for that." I replied, kissing my knuckles.

"Yes there is," she screamed,
Spoiler:
"Nobody let this man out of Toys R Us!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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