I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at the petrol station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of Stella, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in bartering, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" ...
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
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