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Out of milk

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:22 pm
by rebbonk
My wife sent me out to get some milk last night and I came back four hours later.

"Where the heck have you been?" she screamed.

"The shop was out of milk," I replied, "So I went to borrow some from the landlord in the local pub."

"Well, where is it then?" she asked.

Spoiler:
I said, "He didn't have any either."