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In the car

PostPosted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:44 am
by rebbonk
Speeding along at 60, there was a buzz from my mobile on the dashboard.

"Your phone just went," said the wife.

"Its only a text," I replied. "I'll check it when we get there."

She picked up the phone, and looked at it suspiciously. Then she tapped the screen, scrolled down and started reading. "I thought so," she sneered. "It's yet another crap joke about women being bad drivers."

Spoiler:
"Watch the :censored: road," I screamed, "You just ran a red light."