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Leaf

PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:16 pm
by rebbonk
A little old man was escorted into the witness box.

After being sworn in the lawyer asked him to explain what happened.

After a lengthy discussion of the events leading up to the incident he finally got around to the meat of the case, "and then my wife hit me with a maple leaf."

"Surely that couldn't have caused you any serious injury" said the lawyer.

"Are you kidding?" exclaimed the old man.
Spoiler:
"It was the leaf from the centre of our dining room table."